WTF Body

Can you figure it out already? Can we stop being a shit show? I mean seriously. Cramps since 5dpo, spotting yesterday and today, but less today. Didn't wake up with cramps but are now getting them but only when I move certain ways and they are sharp like O pains. Can we just figure it out and stop messing with me? I don't typically get cramps before AF comes, so this is probably just another way to toy with me. The temps are dropping, just get the AF show on the road.