Whiny Wednes.... errr Thursday

Is it Thursday already? Damn this week is just all over the place. I'm working way too many hours to keep track of the days. I'm currently on hour # 11 of work. Okay you got me, 10.5 but I'm rounding up. I will end up working for like 13-14 hours today. No joke. Whatev's though I picked this job. However here are my other complaints:

1) I cannot breathe out of the left nostril. Woke up that way, and to that I say, wtf?
2) Back still hurts, still have 11 days until I see the chiropractor. I could get x-rays early but no, not smart. There's always that what if I am pregnant.... I could get some prescription strength anti inflammatory medication too but again, the what if.
3) Appointment tomorrow with the midwife for my annual
4) I have to take a half hour off my sleep in time for tomorrow to shave. See #3.
5) I hate my coworkers.
6) Between the fiber one bars and the veggies I've been consuming I have the best gas pains. Best here = AWFUL.
7) Two good friends found out they are not pregnant. ::kicks something::

Ok, I think I'm done.