Pun intended.
So, tomorrow is my laparoscopy to see if I do, in fact, have endometriosis. There is very good cause to think so, and maybe, just maybe after tomorrow, my uterus will be back to front and center. Stop playing shy!
To say that I am nervous about tomorrow is an understatement, but in the mean time, I have plenty of distraction. I am spending the last day of this holiday weekend doing a bowl prep. Oh yes a full liquid diet until noon, then clear liquids for me for the rest of the day. Then at noon the pill popping started. Two hours after that, I started drinking this horrendous liquid crap. I was given flavor packets to choose from and out of cherry, orange, lemon-line and pineapple, I went with orange. I'm not sure I want to drink anything orange flavored ever again. The rule of the drink is down 8oz. every 10-15 minutes. Do not throw up.
Well, half way through I started to think it wasn't so bad. Then the vomit burps started and I'm working really hard at the not throwing up part. I am 75% done and I am dreading each sip I have left. Oh and I thought you should know is I am blogging from the toilet.
Good thing *SOMEONE* has already made the sacrifice towards our TTC efforts and gotten his surgery out of the way. Otherwise, I might have beaten him for eating pizza for lunch in front of me, which of course, is my favorite food. And I might have stabbed him for inviting our neighbors over for a cookout. I got some good chicken broth to eat, I mean who wouldn't be jealous?
My lesson for the day: Do daily kegels for your ass too. Leakage is bad.
That's Shitty-pun intended =P
ReplyDeleteHope it all goes well my dear!! It will all be so worth it in the end! I have to say that I know this is a serious topic I did crack up reading this blog post! You're hilarious in any situation! I'll be thinking about you-hope everything goes good!